damnthatswhatshesaid:

richwhitelesbian:

teapayne:

One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug

i got fired because of you



corgisandboobs:

“I don’t know why I did it,” Gerald Fluffymittens would later say. “Sometimes the feeling you get when you kill is the only feeling you can create anymore.”

I would let him out, even if he killed again. Kittens are my weakness!


ponycamp:

come and have a seat


Pedobear, meet your latest competition: Pedochair.

arthur-penn:


I am the snake in my boot

i still can;t
i’m reblogging this forever

That sure was a crazy party.

the-unpopular-opinions:

That’s Panic At The Disco.
Their songs are like stories on their own and their sound is very unique.

I AGREE WITH THIS 1000079583738277451533637909990808080 PERCENT.

most-awkward-moments:

if you’re human or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.